Dreams 23.12.9
dream #1 Girlfriend dropped me off at "my house," a large urban townhome with a front and back exit. People began to enter my house and touch my things, eat my food, etc. Eventually a police officer came in and I told him I would like to evict these people from my house as I was walking on the landing in my staircase.
dream #2 Severely underpopulated Beck concert in a medium-sized theater/auditorium, maybe 30-40% full. We were sitting in the right side of the house. Musicians were all on stage right, no recognizable songs. Eventually we moved left to be closer to the stage. Mom was sitting on the couch facing the left wall trying to find small pieces of chocolate of a disturbing shape. I looked through the couch cushions to find one of the concerning chocolate pieces but found the torso of a cricket. Eventually two kids were coaxed onstage wearing baseball caps with unknown logos on them and large, ill-fitting headphones. They were supposed to sing Private Eyes. One of the kids said he was going to imitate his dad's sense of music and faced away from the audience and began wailing/grumbling on stage while pressing a yellow attenuator pedal with his heel. Someone in the audience could not contain his laughter at the supposed hilarity of the spectacle, which eventually caused me to start laughing. I laughed myself awake and my girlfriend wondered what was wrong with me because my breathing was so abnormal.